“If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot.” — Donna Gephart (“The Wicked Little Book of Quotes”)
“He tried to tell me I was too angry, but that always struck me as being more about him than about me. I think I threatened him. ” — Janet Eldred
“Housewife: One who is more married to a house than to the man she once thought it was all about.” — Anon.
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career” — Gloria Steinem
“Just remember, when you are going for a younger model, be sure you are picking up a zippy little sportscar and not a Volvo.” — Henrietta
“Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass.” — Sandra
“A ship in port is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. ” — Rear Admiral Dr. Grace Murray Hopper
“You’re sweet, and you’re young; neither are traits that I hold in high regard.” — Mina Harker to Tom Sawyer in the movie “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”
“We are te your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers–you can blame anyone, but never blame yourself. It’s never your fault. But it’s ALWAYS your fault, because if you wanted to change, you’re the one who has got to change. It’s as simple as that, isn’t it?” — Katharine Hepburn
“A ‘No’ uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.” — Mahatma Gandhi
“I used to think ‘bad boys’ were diamonds in the rough, but then I realized, they were really just lumps of coal.” — Henrietta Bristow
“You turn that big flashing martyr sign on your head up any brighter and you’re going to singe off your pointy little moron head.” — The No Queen
“If you have made mistakes. . . there is always another chance for you. . . You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down but the staying down.” — Mary Pickford
“I was thought to be ‘stuck up.’ I wasn’t. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.” — Bette Davis
“Now, now. That eye squinting could be a make-shift beer goggle effect. If he squints his eyes, you might, just might, resemble something less ugly than you are.” — JadeSyren
“My antagonistic meanspirited attitude is reserved for fuckwits who desperately try to rationalize or otherwise defend what is an unhealthy mindset. Get some therapy.” — JadeSyren
I have no time for those who whine and cry but do not exert themselves to try to actively improve a situation they are unhappy about. “Heartlessness” for a Heartless Bitch does not involve “being uncompassionate,” but rather, only giving compassion where compassion is genuinely deserved. — Toni
“Slapping might work with TVs and other simple mechanical devices, but if I beat you until you were too ugly for radio, the only thing I’d get is bruised knuckles. You wouldn’t be ANY smarter.” — JadeSyren
“Most so called professional would say that those that find themselves in abusive relationships suffer from low “self esteem”. This is subjective clap trap. What abused people wildbuddies quizzes suffer from is a lack of self worth. Which is not something you can chant yourself into believing. You earn it by working for it. The value you place on yourself as a human being will be determined by the work you do to become a thinking human being.” — James A. (Mac) Warren